As a quick update for my two loyal readers. My rather wonderful, if sometimes sickly, brigade of football players will

I’ve realised I haven’t recently updated my two loyal followers on this blog about my brave five a side exploits.

This is all going marvellously, my idea to get enough people to play five a side has worked sufficiently well

I’m very much known now amongst friends for my sporting prowess (I think that’s what they call it), something evident

As one of Norwich’s leading athletes I decided that I should come up with a new idea to show off