London – Merton (Borough of) – Wimbledon – Wibbas Down Inn

After a half-hearted attempt at the Wimbledon Heritage Walk I had a little look at what Good Beer Guide pubs there were in the area. There were none in the centre of Wimbledon, which was moderately disappointing. There was though a JD Wetherspoon, so that had to do. It’s name comes from an old spelling of Wimbledon and it’s located in a former Tesco, which is much better than a pub turned into a supermarket.

It’s a large pub, with an entrance from both sides of the building.

I splashed out 85p on half a pint of Shepherd Neame Bishops Finger, so no expense was spared here. A staff member came over with this pint and apologised that they had over-poured it and did I want it as a pint for no extra money? I did. Anyway, the beer was fine, at the appropriate temperature and with some fruit flavours to it.

The pub handily has lots of plug sockets, so I got my 85p worth (even though to be fair I had already received that with a pint) by charging my devices up. I’m not entirely sure that I contributed much to Wetherspoon’s profits here, but there we go…. The reviews on TripAdvisor aren’t great, but I’m amused with reviews which start like this:

“Known for its cheap, end of line, short shelf life beers”

It isn’t and the rest of the review continued in this vein, ending that they left “in some fear for my well being”. Hmmm.

This sounds more exciting though:

“Our table was dirty so I tried to get someone to clean it, there were loads of staff that I could see but they were chatting in a corner behind the bar and a few at a table on their break. One member of staff walking around went over to the group at the table to talk to them, put one knee on a stool and proceeded to stroke her own bottom repeatedly for the next few moments whilst we are still waiting to get someone to clean our table! I eventually managed to get another person to clean it, whilst everyone else is still chatting and fondling themselves!”

The pub didn’t reply to that one unfortunately. Although it was more entertaining than the customer who posted as their entire review on Google “went for the free water”.

Anyway, it was all clean and organised, the staff seemed sufficiently friendly and I got a pint for 85p.